And then I'm going to blast my glutes

Ok, so I know there are nights where there is absolutely nothing happening. Those nights make for slow news reports. But why in holy hell was there a story about the workout routines of the women of desperate Housewives? On the local news? Celebrities have penetrated every part of our normal everyday lives. Now when I want to see what's happening in the world I get to see how many millions John Travolta gives his daughter on her birthdays. Millions... Gives... Why are we bombarded with this shit? I hate 'em, I hate 'em all. And no, it's not because they're rich and I'm not, oh wait yeah it is. Rich motherfuckers.