Semper Fi, or something like that

The subsidiary that I work for has merged with it's parent company, and to celebrate the joyous union of father and son ( think if Luke had taken up Vader's offer) they distributed these ultra sleek pens with the new name. Of course it was futile to think maybe we would receive a raise , which is of course an impossibilty when the whole purpose of your company was to cut cost. Either way it's better than being known as "Servco" which was the working title when this litte merger first surfaced. I still think even Nate's name "Mega Serve" would have been better than that. It has a Wal-Mart sound to it, like it houses all the services under the sun, from the "You Got Served" isle to the "Adult Services" section, yes we'd have it all. Well, maybe not. But the pen was a great touch. It makes us all feel like valued employees of the evil Sith Empire, the type that get choked to death before the end of the movie.